luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

sorryforpartyreichen:

#walk up into the murder scene like whaddup i got a boatload of empathy

gaksdesigns:

The blue eye - Camille Seaman

lindamarieanson:

tardis—blue:

#WELL NO LOKI #AND YOU KNOW WHY #IT’S NOT BECAUSE HE’S STUPID #BUT BECAUSE HE F***ING LOVES YOU #SO MUCH #SO HE’LL FALL FOR THAT #EVERY SINGLE TIME

the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

“Rory Williams, from Leadworth. My boyfriend. How could I ever forget you?”

droo216:

fake movie meme → Guillermo del Toro’s Beauty and the Beast, with Emma Watson, Michael Fassbender, and Ian Holm

Then Beauty began to cry, and wandered sadly back to her own room. But she soon found that she was very sleepy, and as she had nothing better to do she lay down and instantly fell asleep. And then she dreamed that she was walking by a brook bordered with trees, and lamenting her sad fate, when a young prince, handsomer than anyone she had ever seen, and with a voice that went straight to her heart, came and said to her, “Ah, Beauty! you are not so unfortunate as you suppose. Here you will be rewarded for all you have suffered elsewhere. Your every wish shall be gratified. Only try to find me out, no matter how I may be disguised, as I love you dearly, and in making me happy you will find your own happiness. Be as true-hearted as you are beautiful, and we shall have nothing left to wish for.” [x]

verysiriuspotterhead:

egberts:

hudlionunshod:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

trillow:

if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else